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#every day i bear witness to one post from a drama that escaped containment#my comic for comic day#makeaterriblecomicday2024
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#atheism#christianity#judaism#islam#catholicism#mormonism#baptist#jehovah witness#scientology#religion
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Me starting up a puzzle game: heehee hoohoo fuck yes I love puzzle
Me when I get stuck on a puzzle:
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he's like a faulty lightbulb
#Gravity falls#Gravity falls au#stanley pines#fiddleford mcgucket#dont tag as ship#Stan is a baby ghost. he doesn't know how NOT to be terrifying to all witnesses#fiddleford might be more prone to ghostly encouters because his head went through the portal#Stan is making the society of the blind eye work crazy overtime btw#fiddleford may want 0 to do with ford but he couldnt just wipe “ford”s ghost from his memory without checking if he actually is dead first#frankenghost au
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“why do you still use tumblr?”
listen— i have to keep track of my hyper fixations somehow
#star wars#hannibal#peaky blinders#henry cavill#the mandalorian#pedro pascal#mads mikkelsen#jjk#wwe#haruno sakura#mcu#loki laufeyson#bucky barnes#tony stark#hannibal lecter#will graham#obi wan kenobi#nanami kento#hannigram#taylor swift#hozier#i hyper fixate as easily as breathing bro#hannibal extended universe#tvd#one direction#harry potter#doctor who#bbc sherlock#tumblr#i have been here for 13 years i witnessed the daddy karp the mischapocalypse superwholock and yahoo buying us. i have seen too much
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today it rained for the first time in ages and ive got my window tilted to let in the cool air and i just heard a woman's voice say "hey i found another puddle!" followed by a little child's happy shriek followed by a big splash sound i absolutely love being alive i hope that kid has so much fun bc i am already thriving just listening to it all
#cavetext#this was so sweet i just needed to share! children having fun is so endearing to witness i love it#i hope everyones having a good day and if not that this little snippet can improve it a bit :)#muted post
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#mha#bkdk#bakudeku#bakugou katsuki#izuku midoriya#my art#bnha#bnha fanart#mha fanart#lore is that this is established relationship bkdk but like early days#izuku really should give him a key atp but hes working his way up to it#his neighbors are starting to get concerned#i drew the floorplan for his entire apartment complex just to only draw one room#teacher!izuku#PH!katsuki#he's just getting off his patrol shift#dont ask me why i put most of my effort into the top view of his desk#i made a 3d model of it in blender bc i couldnt conceptualize how the lighting would work wit h so many sources
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I'm aware that this is a pretty big blog, so I try to avoid putting people on blast- mostly cause I don't want anyone tracking folks down and dogpiling on them for the unforgivable sin of "being wrong about a thing",
Because we are all hilariously, ridiculously and unabashedly incorrect about things at times, and that doesn't deserve the embarrassment of a thousand jeering, judging strangers with their careless mockery and casual insults,
That being said
BITCH THAT SHIT DO KILLS PEOPLE
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It’s finally happened.
After almost a decade on this site, I found another Tumblr user in the wild. I stopped to tie my shoe with rainbow laces this morning outside the silversmith at Colonial Williamsburg, and I heard it.
“I like your shoelaces.”
Oh. Oh no.
I responded the only way I could. “Thanks.” And then I reluctantly added, “I stole them from the president...and if that makes sense to you, I’m very sorry.”
The poor man, in full Colonial dress, stared at me for a long moment. And then burst into laughter. And said, “I haven’t thought about that in YEARS and this has never happened to me before.”
Yeah. Me neither. Not until today.
Tumblr rite of passage. Achievement unlocked.
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Being disgustingly perverted is also actually extremely romantic
#like aha ur obsessed... wit ME?#touching yourself? whimpering? breathing in someones scent? always on the mind?????#mine#rambles#ftm nsft#t4t nsft#queer nsft#trans nsft#ftm sub#mlm nsft#ftm t4t#ftm bottom#ftm ns/fw
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Death looms over Vanny's shoulder in FNAF..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#fnaf vanessa#fnaf vanny#nightmare marionette#security breach#fnaf help wanted#horror art#nightmarionne#I like the idea nightmarionne is like a symbol of death#seeing their appearances in the games are pretty scattered#and their images shows up around tragedy#they are more of a watcher of it a witness#so I wanted to show this idea off with Vanessa#Vanessa being awoken from her daze#trying to understand what’s going on#only for it to slowly process the damage she has caused#frozen in fear over her own mind#a silent watcher looms over her shoulder#I love drawing Vanessa’s story out#I don’t think there’s been enough are depicting the things she’s probably gone thru
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whenever i see another tiktok girlie talking about how she wishes to have been a fangirl in 2010s i feel like a seasoned veteran overhearing a foolish youngin boasting about wanting to go to war for glory and adventure. you naive little idiot. you know nothing. you understand nothing. you weren't there in the trenches. i have seen things, terrible things. i cannot plug in my phone charger at night without being plagued by the visions of Him
#you wouldn't be able to keep calm and carry on through these years#you can't even say kill without censoring it in a million ways#2010s were a bloodbath be glad you were a baby at the time and didn't witness it#on another subject anyone remember that short period of time when everyone was into moustaches for some reason??#what the fuck was that about
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noone:
that one teammate who got the charger on a griller wave:
#yes this is a smiling friends reference#i have witnessed too many horrors in this game#splatoon 3#splatoon#salmon run
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In every timeline, in every possibility,
Only you
#my art#jayvik#jayce talis#viktor#viktor arcane#league of legends#arcane#I cannot believe i just witnessed jayvik become canon cosmic soulmates#my 3 year investment. CASH OUT#shoutout to the fujosisters whove been here for the last decade too#wtf#Wow…
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sick of this anti-aging obsession. let's go in the opposite direction. i want more characters who are hardened & grizzled & have a face lined with the harrowing tribulations of time--and then halfway through the narrative u find out they're 27
#they aren't even a chainsmoker or anything they just don't wear sunscreen are chronically dehydrated and have witnessed the Horrors#u know. like most of us#ideally we first meet them in a bar where they are guzzling from a tankard like a mysterious and dangerous stranger#later we find out it's not ale they're on a kombucha kick#they've been making it in their basement w/ the help of a college roommate who quit a biochemistry phd to become a beekeeper
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